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    THE RECKONING
Face your mix. Loudness, true peak, dynamics, stereo image and tonal balance, measured in your browser against any reference.
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THE EXORCIST
Tear any track into stems: vocals, drums, bass and the rest. Split and downloaded in your browser, nothing uploaded.
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    THE DISMEMBERMENT
Offer a sample and it is cut to pieces on pads you can play. Chop, pitch, reverse, record — in your browser, nothing uploaded.
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THE SUMMONING
The instrument file is missing. This rite is temporarily unavailable while its original source is recovered.
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    THE CLEANSING
Your mix sounds muddy? Diagnose the low-mid swamp, then wash a full track or a lone vocal clean — all in your browser, nothing uploaded.
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    THE CHANNELING
Hum a riff and the rite channels it back as a real instrument line, in key and in time — MIDI or WAV, in your browser, nothing uploaded.
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THE INDOCTRINATION
Bury a spoken message beneath an audio bed. Record, Upload and mixing stay local. Optional ElevenLabs generation sends typed text and your API key directly to ElevenLabs.
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THE RAPTURE
Slow the dead or quicken the living. Drag any track down into a slowed, reverb-drowned dirge or up into nightcore — in your browser, nothing uploaded.
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FREE RITES FOR THE PEOPLE

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Face your mix. Loudness, dynamics, balance, measured in your browser.